Onyx + Redwood

Santa Barbara Planners

Jessica: Wife. Mother of two rugrats. Laugh like a PEZ dispenser, with my mouth wide open and my head way back. Proudly use the word Hella, as I am a Bay Area Native. Love a good 'Farm To Bar' Chopin Greyhound. The louder the music, the better, preferably Electronic Dance Music, but I'll pretty much blare anything, especially my girl Rhi-Rhi! I love antique shopping and am obsessed with HGTV shows, and with no shame, Reality TV. If I could live anywhere, it would be in a Restoration Hardware catalog or at the Anthropologie store in New York. I own cowboy boots {nickname is "Boots"} and leopard print pumps. I used to eat my weight in cheese, sushi, and Indian Food, until I became Vegan. So now, I will eat you under the table when it comes to fruits and veggies. I carry a bottle of hot sauce in my car and I love to drive fast. I’m high energy and hard working. I talk too fast and I truly believe that I was meant to be the third Gilmore Girl. I inhale what life has to offer, good or bad, and I am not afraid to voice my opinion!